Sephiroth grunted. “I didn’t pick a fight with him. He harassed me. His son asked for an autograph and I said no because I was in a restaurant eating my dinner and trying to relax on my own time. The child was rude and persistent. I still said no. He brought his father over to persuade me and it ended in a fight.”
He snorted. “Then the idiots from the ship in the sky decided to neuralize me. It wasn’t my fault. I was harassed and provoked.”