Sephiroth: What’s with the blond wigs? *scowls and takes the wig, placing it on his head. He snorts, moving away to examine his appearance in a mirror* It’s fine I suppose… *takes it to the desk to pay for it*
Hal: Man this is boring once there’s no more jokes to make. Can we go already? Watching a guy browse through a shop looking for a new sassy wig is kind of gay if you ask me… *deeply frowns* When this is over, I’m going to have to buy a really hardcore dirty magazine to realign my masculinity.