Sephiroth: *stands in the doorway of the shop, his eyes immediately rolling as he expresses his distaste* Why don’t you wear it. It’s more sane than that explosion of black hair currently on your head. It would also save you time in the morning, and half a bottle of hair gel every day. *snorts* Put the wig down and look for something more sane.
Hal: I’m not trying it, dude. My butt is an exit only. *shudders* But hey, if you like that sort of thing, fine. There’s nothing wrong with it really, just keep the hell away from me. I’m not interested in guys. I prefer the ladies. *dreamily grins*