Azul: *quickly shields her eyes and flops down on her back as some of the wooden blocks hit her* The little monster has killed me. I’m dead. *makes an overdramatic dying sound and splays her limbs on the floor, holding her breath to remain completely inanimate*

Sephiroth: *finishes off his breakfast and moves into the bathroom to wash his face off* *”Much better. We can go out now. I will not get hungry for quite some time after that.”*

Seph: *”It’s perfectly fine, mother, I am not offended.”* *slings a few hares over his shoulder and carries them back towards the house, intending to skin them and eat them*