Well, it’s almost here. Sadly, this piece of junk that I just came by isn’t quite worthy of rage. No, not rage at all. Only the pathetically perturbed feeling of knowing that I found a winner of bad-fanfiction terms by only reading a single word.
Seriously, I didn’t need to read more than a single word in order to know that I had stumbled upon a disaster. That single word was “i”. Seriously, this person didn’t have a spell check or was too lazy to actually capitalize that word? How… I don’t even want to know what has to exist in order to produce a person that would “publish” a piece in such a deplorable state.
Just no. Absolutely no. I don’t even care if this story may have wound up funny if it had good grammar or spelling.
On further thought, how do stories this bad wind up with a lot of reviews? “Reviews: 1,163″… Seriously, does this story deserve that much attention? Sometimes, I feel completely scared for the future of humanity.
I’m even more scared when I stop to consider that despite the fact that I was able to proclaim this story trash within seconds, this is not the worst that I’ve seen. By far,. it’s not the worst that I’ve seen.