Well, today I logged into my youtube account to respond to a friend who put up comments to a few of my videos. While I was there, I decided to poke at the new options that have popped up on YouTube. Thus, I noticed this thing called “transcript”.

Apparently, YouTube can automatically make subtitles for your videos. I think… I mean, this is what I got:

… I am speechless. And humored. And speechless. Mostly speechless.

I don’t think even my best attempts at faking bad ideas on translations could have possibly ever come up with something like that. It’s just… priceless.